I cringe when I see an ad for a political candidate or cause I support and it is obviously not official and they start making communist comparisons.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
but guYS WHAT IF
i am laughing so hard omg
DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING
Sam looks like Lord Farquaad
oh mY GOD
Every time my brother ends up in the hospital he gets stuck there until I come and make the nurses and doctors and caseworkers get their shit together. Then I get to go home and feel like shit because I don’t like confrontation. I’ll just be sitting in the corner drinking.